Susannah goes everywhere at 100mph, which explains, among other things, the stack of unpaid speeding fines. Compared to Trinny, she’s a model of Zen stillness, but don’t let that fool you. Disorganised, delightful, and prone to shooting things, she dresses down at home and sometimes forgets to dress back up again when Trinny persuades her to come up to London. Which isn’t often – she happiest at home in her ramshackle, bohemian country pile, glass of red in hand, surrounded by family and (mostly gay) friends.